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hanging-teeth:

who knows, maybe face tastes delicious and we’re all missing out

(via itstotallyrene)

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:

andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

Punctuation be damned

(via ura-stonefox)

sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

(via theatomicboom)

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

(via theproverbialsunrise)

caaastiel:

sam
does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo

caaastiel:

sam

does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo

(via radioactiverin)